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NY TIMES: Blow Up “At a 60s Flick, Mod Reigns”
Bookmark and Share 2010-07-20 | Posted in Around TownBuzzProductions & Events | By Vance

Congrats to everyone who helped make Blow Up a huge success!

July 1, 2010, 9:31 AM

Nocturnalist | At a ’60s Flick, Mod Reigns

Béatrice de Géa for The New York Times
It was a mod night when Future Cinema, an English company that screens films, celebrated its New York opening at the Shangri-La Studio on Sutton Street in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

Up a candlelight-flickered staircase, through a darkroom cobwebbed with clotheslines bearing ruby-lit pictures, past a writer’s desk strewn with photographic proofs, guests at a film screening in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, stepped into the past on Wednesday night: a Swinging ’60s photo studio where a Britpop band rocked out while a gaggle of actors with Twiggyesque doe eyes struck poses in the center of the room, vying for their moment in front of a photographer’s lens.

It was the New York opening of Future Cinema, an English company that screens films, and it was held at at the Shangri-La Studio on Sutton Street. The film was “Blow-Up,” the 1966 film  by Michelangelo Antonioni, set in London and starring an Austin Powers prototype — an ennui-ridden fashion photographer named Thomas (David Hemmings).

The intent was for guests to feel as if they were models at a casting. As the line to enter stretched down the sidewalk before doors opened at 8 p.m., guests said, a vintage British car  pulled up, spilling forth a live-action “Thomas” followed by a cluster of screaming girls, who would later become the mod models in the photo-shoot-turned-party. [Read more...]


December 9th: Laugh Out Loud
Bookmark and Share 2009-12-03 | Posted in Around TownProductions & Events | By Vance

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March 2010: Rites XXXI
Bookmark and Share 2009-11-27 | Posted in Around TownProductions & EventsSaint At Large | By Vance

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Nov. 16: GMHC FASHION FORWARD
Bookmark and Share 2009-11-11 | Posted in Around TownProductions & Events | By Vance

Tim Gunn Returns as Master of Ceremonies

7 PM Cocktail Reception
Hors d’oeuvres - Open bar

9 PM Runway Show by Saks Fifth Avenue
featuring Resort 2009 Collections for men and women by:
Burberry, Diesel, Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, Michael Kors, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Alexander McQueen, Vince and more

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Can’t make it this year? Help GMHC share its message with your friends by inviting them to Fashion Forward…

GMHC Facebook fans page invite: http://www.facebook.com/pages/GMHC/153587203838?ref=mf

To purchase tickets, please visit www.gmhc.org or call 212.367.1389


NEW YORK TIMES: Spare Times
Bookmark and Share 2009-10-30 | Posted in Around TownBuzzProductions & EventsPurgatorio | By Vance

Spare Times


Published: October 22, 2009

CLUB PURGATORIO

Purgatorio Sacrifice

Feel free to insert your own joke about the frightfulness of New York night life, but the owners of the Box, the downtown club known for its extravagant, lascivious stage shows, may have the last laugh.

For the first time, Simon Hammerstein and Randy Weiner, partners in the Box, have opened a haunted house: a 15,000-square-foot, three-story, adults-only haunted house, in the old China Club in Midtown. The idea, Mr. Weiner said on a preopening tour last week, was to amp up the traditional Halloween experience. (Read more…)


New York Magazine Attends PURGATORIO
Bookmark and Share 2009-10-23 | Posted in Around TownBuzzProductions & EventsPurgatorio | By Vance

Tim Murphy Attends His Own Funeral

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The Box impresario Simon Hammerstein has created a haunted, sexy house in Times Square this Halloween called “Purgatorio.” We sent our own Tim Murphy into the depths of hell to check it out, where he’s confronted with a creepy teddy bear and a surprising amount of hanging bras. (Read more…)


Oct. 5th: BSA Concert with Deborah Cox
Bookmark and Share 2009-09-24 | Posted in Around TownProductions & Events | By Vance

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Yer Weekend: Talk Like a Pirate
Bookmark and Share 2009-09-18 | Posted in Around TownSaint At Large | By Vance

Sept. 19th will be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Recommendation fer yer Weekend: Freemasons on Governors Island

Recommendation for now: Mount Gay

Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum    


Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

. Fifteen men of the whole ship’s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers’ glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrariwise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev’ry man jack could ha’ sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen…
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
‘Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin’ maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!


This Weekend: Labor Day
Bookmark and Share 2009-09-04 | Posted in Around Town | By Vance

It’s Labor Day weekend. Last trip to the island. Back to school…

Recommendation for the weekend (if you’re staying in the city…like me): Nectar

Utopia, by Wyslawa Symborska

Island where all becomes clear.

Solid ground beneath your feet.

The only roads are those that offer access.

Bushes bend beneath the weight of proofs.

The Tree of Valid Supposition grows here
with branches disentangled since time immermorial.

The Tree of Understanding, dazzling staight and simple.
sprouts by the spring called Now I Get It.

The thicker the woods, the vaster the vista:
the Valley of Obviously.

If any doubts arise, the wind dispels them instantly.

Echoes stir unsummoned
and eagerly explain all the secrets of the worlds.

On the right a cave where Meaning lies.

On the left the Lake of Deep Conviction.
Truth breaks from the bottom and bobs to the surface.

Unshakable Confidence towers over the valley.
Its peak offers an excellent view of the Essence of Things.

For all its charms, the island is uninhabited,
and the faint footprints scattered on its beaches
turn without exception to the sea.

As if all you can do here is leave
and plunge, never to return, into the depths.

Into unfathomable life.


This Weekend
Bookmark and Share 2009-08-29 | Posted in Around Town | By Vance

The deluge in Manhattan continues. I say, let it pour.

Recommendation for the weekend: 2007 Mendoza Agua de Piedra Malbec

Wine and Water, by G. K. Chesterton

Old Noah he had an ostrich farm and fowls on the largest scale,

He ate his egg with a ladle in an egg-cup big as a pail,

And the soup he took was Elephant Soup and the fish he rook was Whale,

But they were small to the cellar he took when he set out to sail,

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine,

I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine.

The cataract of the cliff of the heaven fell blinding off the brink

As if it would wash the stars away as suds go down a sink,

The seven heavens came roaring down for the throats of hell to drink,

And Noah he cocked his eye and said, ‘It looks like rain, I think,

The water has drowned the Matterhorn as deep as Mendip mine,

But I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine.

But Noah he sinned, and we have sinned; on tipsy feet we trod,

Till a great back bloack teetotaler was sent to us for a rod,

And you can’t get wine at a P.S.A., or a chapel, or Eisteddfod,

For the Curse of Water has come again because of the wrath of God,

And water is on the Bishop’s board and the Higher Thinker’s shrine,

But I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine.